Wednesday, November 21, 2007

*EMERGENCY TELEPHONE NUMBERS*

When –

You are sad, phone.................................................................................................John 14
You have sinned, phone.......................................................................................................................Psalm 51
You are facing danger, phone.......................................................................................................................Psalm 91
People have failed you, phone...................................................................................................................... Psalm 27
It feels as though God is far from you, phone....................................................Psalm 139
Your faith needs stimulation, phone.......................................................................................................................Hebrews 11
You are alone and scared, phone..........................................................................Psalm 23
You are worried, phone.........................................................................................................................Matthew 8:19–34
You are hurt and critical, phone.............................................................................1 Corinthians 13
You wonder about Christianity, phone .............................................................2 Corinthians 5:15-18
You feel like an outcast, phone................................................................................Romans 8:31-39
You are seeking peace, phone................................................................................Matthew 11:25-30
It feels as if the world is bigger than God, phone.......................................................Psalm 90
You need Christ like insurance, phone....................................................................Romans 8:1-30
You are leaving home for a trip, phone.................................................................... Psalm 121
You are praying for yourself, phone............................................................................................................................Psalm 87
You require courage for a task, phone.......................................................................... Joshua 1
Inflation’s and investments are hogging your thoughts, phone.............................. Mark 10:17-31
You are depressive, phone............................................................................................................................... Psalm 27
Your bank account is empty, phone............................................................................ Psalm 37
You lose faith in mankind, phone................................................................................Corinthians13
It looks like people are unfriendly, phone.......................................................................... John 15
You are losing hope, phone........................................................................................................................... Psalm 126
You feel the world is small compared to you, phone........................................................... Psalm 19
You want to carry fruit, phone..................................................................................................................... John 15
Paul’s secret for happiness, phone........................................................................ Colossians 3:12-17
With big opportunity/discovery, phone................................................................................ Isaiah 55
To get along with other people, phone............................................................................ Romans 12

ALTERNATE NUMBERS
For dealing with fear, call....................................................................................................... Psalm 3:47
For security, call......................................................................................................... Psalm 121:3
For assurance, call............................................................................................................................................ Mark 8:35
For reassurance, call..................................................................................................... Psalm 145:18

ALL THESE NUMBERS MAY BE PHONED DIRECTLY.
NO OPERATOR ASSISTANCE IS NECESSARY.
ALL LINES TO HEAVEN ARE AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY.

Feed your soul.. You can call God anytime, unlimitedly ;)

True time published- 9:43pm, Gudnyt & Godbless;)

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